Costco Cleanliness, a Messy Joke

Costco Dining Area Tables- (Never clean)

A world-class dining experience isn't expected when grabbing a quick bite from Costco, but finding yourself surrounded in customer's dirty filth, nasty tables and a disgusting food-prep area just might be more often what you would find.

Greasy stains, soiled napkins and a collection of Churro crusties, pizza crumbs, and spilled soda pop can usually be found at every Costco table.

Garbage in the food preparation area may be concerning but if you look closely you'll see how dirty this area is.  According to the Department of Health, Costco is breaking all kinds of health code violations, such as:  "All walls, floors and ceilings must be clean and in tact without large cracks or holes."

Costco's Filthy Food Prep Area 

Costco's lack of cleanliness is a major concern for many.  To report a health violation you may find in Costco or any other food establishment, visit http://www.foodsafety.gov/report/.

Costco Customer Waste buildup 

Obama Bows to Bieber; White-house Claims Over-Powerful Handshake!

Obama Bows to Bieber! White-house Claims Over-Powerful Handshake.

By Derrick Dean

-The White House is scrambling to find a valid excuse today after an embarrassing encounter with Justin Bieber and Barack Obama  at a charity event  for underprivileged professional athletes with polio, While at the event, Obama unexpectedly ran up on stage to congratulate Justin Bieber after hearing him sing "One Less Lonely Girl".  Once on stage, Obama vigorously thanked Bieber for several minutes for singing his favorite song and then bowed to the 18-year-old pop star.  Secret Service agents quickly whisked the President off stage and back into his front row seat.  White house staffed claim Bieber would not let go of the President's hand and was squeezing rather tightly, causing the President to bow in pain and making it appear as though he was actually bowing.

This Charity event raised an unusually low amount of money; charity spokeswoman, Diana Fletcher stated, "Obama was very disruptive during tonight's event.  He kept whistling and shouting at Justin Bieber; things like, 'let me borrow your hair' and 'come live with me and Michelle, it's not like we don't have enough room'."  

Obama is known for bowing to notable figures, foreign leaders and now young pop stars and is rumored to have a tattoo of Justin Bieber's hair on the center of his chest

Obama Gets Up Close and OVER-Personal During Charles Gibson Interview

By Derrick Dean

In what was meant to be an interview touching subjects like the President's new Gun Control policy, President Obama shocked the country by touching Charles Gibson instead by being over-flirtatious with the male news reporter during an interview on Thursday. After being asked what the President's new gun policy would include, Obama stood up and approached Gibson while flexing his biceps and stated, "the only guns I wanna talk about are these little bad-beauties."  

Vice-President Biden who had just returned from winning a pancake eating contest commented on the interview; "I thought he did a great job! I love the President's guns." Biden then admitted, "Sure things get a little flirty when the President is around, but you get used to that kind of thing and it becomes a fun little game."

 "At first I was a little flattered by the President's flirtatious behavior.  I thought it was probably just a joke. But when he started being a little too touchy-feely, I realized, 'this is real' and decided to end the interview," Gibson said. 

The awkward interview will air Thursday evening.

The President being over-flirtatious during an interview with Charles Gibson

Keeping Fit with Freddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ebLpUkmJfA&list=UU9oTMfvzxjTG09YAs48IZwA&index=1&feature=plcp

John Candy Back From the Dead and Running for President!

John Candy for President 2012

John Candy is back!   One day after actor Rosanne  Barr announced she is running for President as a Green Party candidate, beloved actor now turned politician, John Candy,  returned from the grave ready to take his spot as the newest potential GOP nominee.  "I'm madder than hell and ready to kick some tail,"  Candy told reporters early Friday morning.  When asked how he came back from the dead, Candy denied such actions and stated that any previous evidence indicating his death were merely  "taken out of context."

“I don't like Rosanne,” Candy said Thursday in an interview aired on KNDY, a CMN affiliate in Las Vegas. “When you do I as many movies and interviews as I have done, you hate to see other actors get it wrong.  I'm going to take her down.” 

Specifically, the Candy administration will award $166 million in grant money to communities that show a preference for Candy for President, leading many to believe in additional possibilities of bribery.  Senator Hatch from Utah states: "I don't see how this could possibly fail". 

Man Arrested in 'White' Hate Crime

Man Arrested in 'White' Hate Crime



Frank Gibby Vandalizing Portrait at Ceremony
Honoring Betty White

 Spectators could not believe their eyes Thursday evening when belligerent actor, writer and part time TSA agent, Frank Gibby, stormed an awards ceremony honoring veteran actress Betty White. Publically defacing her enlarged photograph with a "villains mustache" and Sean-Connery-like eyebrows, Gibby signed his name and then began caressing his destructive artwork and humming the Golden Girls theme song.  Gibby then attempted to escape the auditorium by elbowing ushers and giving a very believable Betty White impression followed by an energetic sprint through the lobby where Gibby was quickly

Betty White watching as Gibby is being arrested

"clothes-lined" by Barbara Walters, knocking him unconscious until police arrived to take him into custody.

Man Falls to Death in Skydiving Accident After Losing Monkey Twin Brother

Man Falls to Death in Skydiving Accident After Losing Monkey Twin Brother

 

Twin Brothers Cameron and Carmichael Stillson

 30-year-old Cameron Acel Stillson, animal rights activist and twin brother to Carmichael Stillson, a hybrid-human and macaque monkey, plummeted to his death late Wednesday evening after failing to pull the ripcord to his parachute during his weekly skydive. 
Stillson, who according to family and friends, had been suffering from depression during the past month after his twin-brother Carmichael, went missing after a heated argument that took place between him and Stillson.   Stillson later organized a search party and spent fruitless man hours in search of his lost pet brother.



Cameron Stillson and Monkey Search Party

 After receiving hundreds of false leads and dozens of prank phone calls from people pretending to be his hybrid brother, Stillson soon gave up hope and later called off the search for his vanished primate sibling.    



Stillson confused and spiraling out of control




Stillson, who has faked injuries after every single one of his 127 skydive jumps, arrived Wednesday evening eager and ready to make his first solo-jump.  "He kept complaining of stomach pains from a bag of bad monkey seed he had just eaten,"stated Will Shrout, Stillson's skydiving instructor. After the failed skydive Stillson was met by paramedics who found Stillson  alive and clutching a photograph of his monkey-brother with the words "FIND HIM" written in red crayon.  After several hours of appearing to be dead, Stillson awoke and returned home, alluding police and medical examiner questioning.  Stillson was later arrested for faking his death and stated, "I just wanted to find my brother". Stillson is currently being held without bail in the Weber County Jail.