Obama Bows to Bieber; White-house Claims Over-Powerful Handshake!

Obama Bows to Bieber! White-house Claims Over-Powerful Handshake.

By Derrick Dean

-The White House is scrambling to find a valid excuse today after an embarrassing encounter with Justin Bieber and Barack Obama  at a charity event  for underprivileged professional athletes with polio, While at the event, Obama unexpectedly ran up on stage to congratulate Justin Bieber after hearing him sing "One Less Lonely Girl".  Once on stage, Obama vigorously thanked Bieber for several minutes for singing his favorite song and then bowed to the 18-year-old pop star.  Secret Service agents quickly whisked the President off stage and back into his front row seat.  White house staffed claim Bieber would not let go of the President's hand and was squeezing rather tightly, causing the President to bow in pain and making it appear as though he was actually bowing.

This Charity event raised an unusually low amount of money; charity spokeswoman, Diana Fletcher stated, "Obama was very disruptive during tonight's event.  He kept whistling and shouting at Justin Bieber; things like, 'let me borrow your hair' and 'come live with me and Michelle, it's not like we don't have enough room'."  

Obama is known for bowing to notable figures, foreign leaders and now young pop stars and is rumored to have a tattoo of Justin Bieber's hair on the center of his chest

Obama Gets Up Close and OVER-Personal During Charles Gibson Interview

By Derrick Dean

In what was meant to be an interview touching subjects like the President's new Gun Control policy, President Obama shocked the country by touching Charles Gibson instead by being over-flirtatious with the male news reporter during an interview on Thursday. After being asked what the President's new gun policy would include, Obama stood up and approached Gibson while flexing his biceps and stated, "the only guns I wanna talk about are these little bad-beauties."  

Vice-President Biden who had just returned from winning a pancake eating contest commented on the interview; "I thought he did a great job! I love the President's guns." Biden then admitted, "Sure things get a little flirty when the President is around, but you get used to that kind of thing and it becomes a fun little game."

 "At first I was a little flattered by the President's flirtatious behavior.  I thought it was probably just a joke. But when he started being a little too touchy-feely, I realized, 'this is real' and decided to end the interview," Gibson said. 

The awkward interview will air Thursday evening.

The President being over-flirtatious during an interview with Charles Gibson